The train

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It’s 7am, we’re on day two of the train journey across China and I’ve just seen the first snow-capped mountains in the distance.

We were helpfully woken a few minutes ago by all the lights being switched on, just as dawn was breaking outside. All of China is in the same time zone (Beijing time, naturally), it should really be quite a bit earlier than 7am (it’s midnight in the UK).

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Let me describe the world around me right now. Inside the train, we’re in a six person sleeper car, I’m on the bottom bunk, and Laura’s somewhere way up above on the second story, next to the air conditioning on the roof. There’s oxygen being fed in through a panel next to each bunk (they switched it on last night as we started ascending properly to the 5072m pass we go through this morning). Our cabin is at the end of the carriage, which means the smells and sounds are less serene – every 30 seconds or so there’s the sound of someone hocking and spitting, and the smell is overwhelmingly of cigarette smoke, as people can smoke in the gap between carriages – but since there are no doors, and the windows are all shut due to air conditioning, it just wafts down to us.

In contrast to the cramped and smokey interior, outside is a wide open plain, with mountains in the distance and a vast foreground of grazing land, occasionally punctuated by shepherds in white tents with their flocks, and the occasional lorry on the road running alongside the track. The sky fills much of what you can see, a smooth gradient of blues against the rough and varied landscape beneath.

If there’s one thing this journey makes you realise, it’s that China is awe-inspiringly huge. The 36 hours so far have seen the whole range of landscapes: urban Beijing with its skyscrapers and smog; desert replete with sand dunes studded with wild grasses; wide brown rivers swirling amid rust-red hillsides with corn growing in the fields as far as the eye can see. And now, permafrost – desolate freezing planes iced with a hint of snow, and the odd line of tibetan prayer flags amid roaming herds of animals.

This railway is seen as a crowning accomplishment of modern China (although the Tibetans understandably do not feel the same way). It’s the highest altitude railway in the world, and was only completed in 2006 after some unlikely engineering – two oxygen ‘factories’ to supply the train, 675 bridges spanning 160km, and networks of pipes feeding liquid nitrogen into the ground beneath the track – to keep it frozen and stable during summer. Oh, and it goes through an earthquake prone region, so there are seismic sensors along the track. And the cost? A whopping $3.6 billion USD.

As our guidebook clearly points out, this is all a part of China’s plan to further tether Tibet to the rest of the country, encouraging greater migration and hence diluting the Tibetan culture and further undermining regional autonomy. This might seen like an obvious Bad Thing, but it poses some interesting questions about development. We live in an ever more connected world, as modern transport and communication break down barriers, creating more of a melting pot – and when done badly, taking away the identity and culture of individual peoples through this process. But how should modern developments be embraced responsibly? Who are we in the west to deny the benefits that come with greater transport, trade and communication, even if that does mean the traditional way of life is changed forever?

Our guidebook makes another interesting point – increased interaction has meant that more Chinese understand and appreciate the Tibetan way of life, to the point that they want to preserve it in its own right. The thinking goes: if you don’t feel threatened by something, you don’t need to try and destroy it.

What happens to Tibet and it’s unique identity remains to be seen – but it’s pretty clear that the region is on a journey just as interesting as the one Laura and I are on.

Simon

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One week in

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Well. I had a nice, juicy, yawn-achingly long post ready to go, and it appears that it’s been eaten by my phone. So it looks like you’ll be spared!

Today we leave Beijing by train to Lhasa, Tibet, exactly a week after we got here. While we wait for our first western food since arriving (pizza!), I’ll fill you in on what’s been going on.

Firstly, you may have noticed we went a bit quiet after the first few days of blog-filled mayhem. I’d like to say this is because we’ve been so frantically busy checking out Beijing’s nightlife that we haven’t slept let alone found time to be online, but that’s not quite true. We have been busy though!

Basically, we forgot the first rule of ‘net travelling: the more expensive your accommodation, the worse the Internet. First hostel – cheap, six bed dorm, great, free wifi. Second hostel (from where I now write this) – bit more lively, but Internet unusable at night. And the hotel where our tour is putting us up? No wifi at all. Which prompted a dash to Starbucks yesterday, only to find (after a frapuccino and scone later) that wifi is only for Chinese nationals. So we’re back in the cafe of the lovely Happy Dragon.

Right. So where have we been?

Temple of Heaven. Big park, with temples, and open air place for ritual worship during the winter solstice. All lovely, including a ‘9 dragon tree’, where we counted at least 15 (but
9 is a lucky number here). But the park’s weird. Some very old (2000 years apparently) Cyprus trees, and then acres of others – but everything was lined up. Having paths in a pattern makes sense, but trying to make nature conform is just odd. It’s as if the Forestry Commission took inspiration from here for their acres of pines blotting out the sky.

On the upside, we found two Geocaches, and weren’t arrested! There was a minor incident involving a spider’s web and me squealing like a pig, but I won’t go into that…

The following day, the Summer Palace. Before I go any further, I need to introduce a new term we’ve coined : Peking size (hereafter PS). This is colossal – and applies to the roads, the size of city blocks, Tienanmen Square, and the Summer Palace. Thankfully, in contrast to the USA it does not apply to the people or the food, which remain manageable!

So, the Summer Palace is a PS park for emperors to escape the heat (and smog) of the city, filled with, well, palaces. Lovely hill, great view over the (yes) PS lake – which trivia rules dictate that I must tell you was expanded by 100,000 peasants (read slaves) working for the emperor. And in an attempt at history, a summary of the not-exactly-well-written signs outside the plethora of buildings : basically, it was all built for Empress Cixi (who it turns out was pretty unpleasant), before the Anglo-French allies burnt it all down in retribution in 1860. The Chinese then cleaned it up to it’s former glory, only for the same thing to happen again at the turn of the century. The delights of cultural destruction in the name of power. Not a proud moment to be a Brit! Anyway, it looks great now, and a lovely afternoon was spent there, albeit with us unable to hire a pedalo. Highly recommended.

Oh yes, I said this would be shorter than the post I lost…

On Sunday, we really pushed the boat out and decided to attempt the death-defying feat of TWO ATTRACTIONS IN ONE DAY! Yes, we’re pleased with ourselves.

Now, there’s something you need to know about Laura. I myself hadn’t realised before we went away (and she claims, neither did she) – but she’s addicted. To bells. And so the Bell Temple seemed a pretty good bet. I have to admit, it was pretty darn good too. If I was feeling bold, I’d say it really chimed with us both.

Anyway, witticisms aside, it was great – with the central feature being the Largest Bell In The World – a PS two story bell weighing 46 tonnes, with the sound said to carry 40km. For some reason they wouldn’t let us ring it though! Lovely museum, really struck a note. (ok, no more)

Bell Temple complete, next stop, Olympic Park. Needless to say PS – the LOCOG/ODA folks preparing London will have their work cut out in producing something comparable. We went for a quick trip around the Birds Nest Stadium, which was magnificent – we even made it up to (breathless) seats right at the top. The only pity was that Laura and I couldn’t hold our much-planned 400m race to prove for once and for all who’s the better. It turns out that the track was only for use by those who’d hired Segways to do laps. Very odd!

Sunday night we joined our tour group – a bunch of folks of our age and older, and from various places worldwide – England, Norway, Germany, Switzerland, Canada, USA. Seem like a fun bunch, we’ll see how it goes!

Anyway, we’ve spent the past two days with them seeing the Beijing highlights – Great Wall, tick (and very sweaty too); Fake goods market, tick; Acrobatics, tick; Forbidden city, oh yes! All great, and deserving of a writeup another time.

At 7:15, we start our 46 hour journey west, on the sleeper to Lhasa – we’re now off to buy bread and wave goodbye to Beijing. We’ve been warned that laundry (and hence we’re inferring, Internet) is sporadic until we get to Katmandu – so if you don’t from us for a while, that may be the reason why. Or we’ve been got by the Yeti.

Bye!
Simon

Beating Beijing’s public transport – update

A small addendum to yesterday’s travel advice from Laura…

Do not carry anything that might even be imagined to be suspicious on the subway. Or at least not if you lack the Mandarin to understand what’s being challenged and why!

Having successfully navigated the security for the past few days, we were slightly bemused when my bag was stopped in the x-ray check. (Yes, each station x-rays all luggage – an Olympics hangover? Is this coming to London?) This was followed by a comedy routine in which an item in my bag was taken out and waved around by me. Water bottle? No, smaller. Tube of glue? Nope, something else. Frisbee? Squarer…

Anyway – one of the attendants insisted we leave the station immediately: ‘take a taxi!’, another was asking that the bag be re-scanned, and the third pointed dramatically at my can of deodorant, and the flammable icon on the side.

Now, this wasn’t what the Lynx effect adverts told me expect (ok, and it wasn’t Lynx, in case you think I’ve totally lost my mind)! We were warned that we might have to sip our water to prove it wasn’t liquid explosive; I wasn’t going go do the same here!

I’m sure that the equally flammable lighters folks carry in their pockets are handled with just the same caution, which might be quite a good way of dealing with the endemic smoking problem here! I can’t quite imagine how ridiculous (let alone pungent) it would be if you couldn’t take deodorant on the tube in London.

Anyway, perhaps I’d better look up the Mandarin for “I’m going to smell really bad if you do that” for the next bout…

Simon

PS. Laura’s prioritised a trip to the nearest pharmacy for first thing tomorrow…

PPS. Simon has omitted the part when he spread his arms in a child’s impression of an aeroplane to explain that they didn’t care about him taking the deodorant on a plane :p Laura

The Big Move

Greetings!

Since we’re no longer going to Xi’an and it’s poxy porcelain army*, we needed somewhere to stay tonight in Beijing. Our room in the hostel was full, we had to move. 7 metres. This morning we made an epic journey across the courtyard and are now living in the lap of luxury! A twin room, and en-suite. We’re chuffed. But just for the night, as tomorrow we’re properly moving to a cheaper place elsewhere in the city.

Today we became experts at the train system (see the soon-to-be-in-print Butler Guide to Transport), attempted geocaching, saw Tianamen Square up close, and I nearly lost my wallet. We’re professionals at this travelling malarky, I swear!

Geocaching is hard when you don’t want to look like a spy and there are people about. Our first attempt today was thwarted by an elderly dog walker who seemed determined to defend the target lamppost from revealing any secrets. We attempted to find various activities that would permit us to stand by said lamppost and find the cache, but I ran out of things to throw in the bin, and the man looked ever more suspiciously. Another day! The National Centre for Performing Arts looks fun from the outside though. When she becomes emperor, Laura’s going see it replaces the Millennium Dome.

Tianamen is a colossal set of paving slabs (440,000 square metres), filled with security cameras, lampposts with security cameras, police (some secret, although who knows, since they’re invisible), a monument and flag, two huge tv screens (the world cup would have been immense, except I think they’re probably just used for state information), and no benches or wildlife of any kind. Well, there were a few thousand people, but certainly nothing ferrel. We watched some soldiers goose-step precisely and take down a flag, and then march on back. The Grand Old Duke of York comes to mind…

I nearly managed to truly cast aside capitalism today and lose my wallet. Those that know me will realise that this will not be the last such occasion! Fortunately this attempt was unsuccessful – a diligent cashier at our lunch place had spotted it and kept it aside, and Laura did a brilliant job at preventing panic from taking hold.

Oh yes, and after being thrown out of Tianamen by the police (it was mutual, we all wanted to go home), we scrambled to another street food street (well, it wasn’t a road) for meat-on-a-stick and other delights. Cue more crazy insect pointing (only this time they were still wiggling on the sticks) – and our first ‘we’ve been ripped off’ altercation with a local. Our 10 minute protest successfully prevented him from getting other customers, but unfortunately didn’t net us our money back. A shocking £3! Which in the scheme of things isn’t really the end of anything, let alone the world. We’ll hold off summoning the ambassador for now.

However, Laura’s now delegated all street food purchasing to me, so she’ll be the one trying all manner of daring delights from now on! We’ll have to see about that!

Photos to follow soon.

Simon

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*may be incorrect.

Forbidden cities and bellies on show

So! Before I get into the juicy details of today’s adventures, here are two things we now know about Beijing (and being inexperienced travellers, things we will now assume as out stereotype for the rest of this country):

1. It is perfectly ok for men to roll their t-shirts up and get their belly out in public. Because of the heat, we think. Laura assures me it is not ok for western men to do the same thing, so no need to avert your eyes in the future photos!

2. Spitting is about as common as pebbles on Brighton beach. We’ve concluded that there must be something psychological about the process, since people (and they’re usually men, but there have been a few women we’ve seen) first make the most gutturally horrible phlegm-hocking sound, before then spitting across the street. This is a Maria Sharapova level of distraction!

Ok, and how about the place? Ah, yes. Well, like China, Beijing is massive. Perhaps this is to be expected for a country with a population of 1.3 billion, but it’s leg-achingly impressive. Each block seems like five in Manhattan, and the metro stations are still some walk away from where you’re going. Maybe it’s because it’s also a little bit sweaty, and we’ve been out all day, but we’re knackered. And still excited.

First stop today was Jingshan Park, which overlooks the Forbidden City from the north, a Feng Shui protection from evil spirits. Amazing views over the forbidden city, if somewhat obscured by the smog. And as a bonus, we got to see the spot where an emperor hanged himself from a tree many years ago. We’re assured the tree there today is a modern re-enactment for the purposes of gawping.

Next up, a walk past the forbidden city. It has a 50m wide moat. Think of that, fifty metres. Linford Christie would have taken five seconds to cross it. Ok, that doesn’t sound big. But it’s ginormous. Half the length of a football pitch. English castles and their moats (let alone MPs and their expenses) have nothing on this.

A quick peek at Tiananmen Square, with its lampposts of security cameras amid impressive national flags and a big old poster of The Boss. And to echo a theme, it’s huge.

The heat had got to me, and so lunch in the air conditioned Food Republic (thanks Judy!) was a lifesaver.

And then on to Lao She’s former house, a lovely traditional courtyard home, where he spent his time as an iconic Chinese author before being killed by the Red Guard in 1966 – which curiously isn’t mentioned in the museum now resting there.

We went up a classic Hutong (that’s narrow alleyway, traditional streets), filled with lovely but less-than-traditional cosy bars and fashion shops, and had a great beer while the thunder rolled in but the rain never came.

And finally, to the night market, with delicacies to make even the locals squirm and tourists snap photos. Scorpions on sticks anyone? Sheeps penis? Or meat on a stick and dumplings. It is left as an exercise to the reader to decide how brave we were.

So here we are back at the hostel, and we’ve now got some bad news. We were due to travel by sleeper tomorrow to Xi’an, to see the terracotta army before getting a sleeper back and then beginning our tour to Tibet. But the return train (and for some stupid reason they only sell single tickets, which makes this much harder) is fully booked, and so we have a ticket out but no way back – and no time to wait for a day to try another option. Tomorrow will be spent having fun trying for a refund and finding other adventures nearer to here. Suggestions anyone?

The first upset! But hopefully not a big one – and now we should have some
more cash spare for Beijing or to save for later. I’m sure the twenty or so replica figures they have in their ‘army’ aren’t really worth it anyway… I’m sure with a bit of plasticine some Woodcraft Folks could more than come up with a peaceful equivalent!

Right! Off to bed!
Simon

P.S. There have been a few complaints about the absence of Kazoos on this blog. This will be rectified when we post today’s photos. Apologies for the temporary false advertising!